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jaclcfrost:

u think i am walking around the house with a blanket around my shoulders because i cold but in actuality it is my cloak and i am on an adventure

(via sorry)

weedjoke420:

how 2 do laundry in colleg:

  1. dump it all in the machine and pray

(via trust)

(Source: cotilardmarion, via surprisebitch)

latiis:

oreimo:

twinks2014:

jakemalik:

jakemalik:

I just ate a whole bag of goldfish omg

THE GOLDFISH CRACKERS NOT ACTUAL LIVE GOLDFISH

i don’t think anyone thought you meant live goldfish

ur stories suckt binch

dont say that he just died

(via fake-mermaid)

profiting:

realizing its 3 am on a school night

image

(via covocal)

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bettybonesco:

this might be my favorite gif

(Source: amitypark, via gnarly)

xplosivediarrhea:

imagine how much power you’d have if you woke up with a clear face and perfect hair every day

(via ugly)

(Source: rexuality, via bastille)

homosexauls:

the gays are growing more powerful than i could have imagined 

(Source: brazilshit, via perks-of-being-chinese)

o-dawgtheinvincible:

sigmarikz:

certaflyably:

thirstingaintdead:

Top 3 phrases that’ll create sexual tension

  1. "Make me",
  2. "oh really",
  3. "is that so"

"prove it"

"What’s in it for me?"

"The Black Death was one of the most devastating pandemics in human history, resulting in the deaths of an estimated 75 to 200 million people and peaking in Europe in the years 1348–50 CE."

(via trust)

(Source: all-nickiminaj, via surprisebitch)

snopchat:

mom what THE FUCK do you mean youre not a virgin

(Source: flapped, via covocal)