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This my boyfriend!! He makes me go “wwoooowww!!” 😍😍😍👽👽👽👽👽👽👽👽👽👽👽👽 #sosexy #alien #boyfriend #rad

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i found my first day of school outfit


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it’s so sad when you crave someone you can’t have

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1. Don’t try to piss quietly. Nobody in a public restroom thinks you’re knitting in your stall. They came to piss, just like you. And if you have to take a dump, do it. Get over your fear of public toilets. It’ll make life a lot easier.

2. Masturbate. Masturbate a lot. Talk about it with your friends. You’ve got the right to make yourself feel good and brag about it just like all the boys with extra large kleenex packages on their desks.

3. If you want the large fries, get the large fries. Hunger and appetite are nothing to be ashamed of, just human. Don’t ever feel guilty for eating in front of others. You need to nourish your body to stay alive. We all do.

4. Laugh as loud as you have to, no matter if you snort or gasp or literally scream.

5. Fart when you have to.

6. Always remember you weren’t born to visually please others. Forget the phrase “what if they think it’s ugly”. If you think it’s lovely, it is lovely. You wanna wear it, wear it!

7. Speak your mind! You can learn to do so without insulting others or shoving your opinion down other people’s throats.



Seven Simple Ways To Free Yourself, from girl to girl

the most important things i’ve come to realize

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my kind of glory hole

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Bae: Come over…

Me: But I’m upstairs

Bae: My parents aren’t homeimage

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" You were red. You liked me cause I was blue. You touched me and suddenly I was a lilac sky and you decided purple just wasn’t for you. "

" Don’t confuse my personality with my attitude. My personality is who I am. My attitude depends on who you are. "

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I took a shit in my grandma’s cat’s litterbox when I was like 13 and my whole family was wilding out trying to figure out why the cat took such a huge dump. Then they took her to the vet and we found out she has feline HIV so in a way, I helped her.

this story was wild from start to finish

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*snapchats doctor* does this look infected 2 u

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