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plantdust:

i need clear skin by yesterday

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drunktrophywife:

if you’re going to insult me please give me 24 hours notice so i can come up with a comeback

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j5h:

kids who stare piss me off like do u wanna fight

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deletes:

I have the talent of getting tired without doing nothing

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exactable:

seriously though, how cool would it be to have that one best friend that’s like your other half and you can literally talk about everything and they’ll completely understand you and not judge you.

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djtrimal:

*watches Netflix

*looks at clock

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*watches Netflix

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modosanai:

‘if the bride and groom would now like to exchange their vows’ the priest says

a, e, i, o, u’ the bride whispers

#with his eyes filling with tears #the groom chokes out a heartfelt ”and sometimes y”

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primacdonaldsgirl:

"um yeah you’ve told us that before"

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human:

walking barefoot in the locker room of a public pool like

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lifehacksandfacts:

Recruiting your toddlers to help grow your weed is a major fail.

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odair:

how is any of this considered blogging

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psyducker:

*marries u but only as a friend*

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