i need clear skin by yesterday
if you’re going to insult me please give me 24 hours notice so i can come up with a comeback
seriously though, how cool would it be to have that one best friend that’s like your other half and you can literally talk about everything and they’ll completely understand you and not judge you.
‘if the bride and groom would now like to exchange their vows’ the priest says
‘a, e, i, o, u’ the bride whispers